Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

cometcloud:

Oh Japan.

egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

fandom-pride:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

American grading system
95-100 A
90-94 A-
85-89 B
80-84 B-
79-0 pretty much failing

pieceofbitchtrash:

Bumblebee: the Baddest Bitch

“I have a feeling that one day, we’re all just gonna end up in a mental hospital… fandom mental hospital, and I’m pretty convinced that you’ll be able to tell who belonged to which fandom…” [x]

karz4kidz:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

what on this fucking earth

she is NOT human

aki13th:

laughsoyoudie:

canadians

I love these guys

abbiegoth:

heatherm00ch:

jordanorsomething:

punkrawkanarkay:

Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.

dogcats

STOP

I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you